- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Do your parents know you're gay?

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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