What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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