So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

knock knock!? . . No.

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

You know what's funny? Rape

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Two planes walk into an office building

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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