What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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I have an idea! You leave.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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