Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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