- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

penis haha

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

You bumder!

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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