You're tall.

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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hi dave

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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