- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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