- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

13 =B you just learned something

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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