Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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69

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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This sentance contains three errers

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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