Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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MySpace.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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