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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Small Penis.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.