- Anti Joke

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

haha Otarts was here

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

what is orange? an orange

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch