- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

I have an erection My mom!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Why can't jokes spit?

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

No because your face is really f***** up.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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