- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

haha Otarts was here

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

what is orange? an orange

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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