- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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