Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Chris Bosh's neck

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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Anti Joke

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