- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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