What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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