A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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