- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

Hi, my name is Jake.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

what's the difference between a duck?

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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