Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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