- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you spell eight? 8

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

bryden is a faggot

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

roses are red violets should be purple

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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