What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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