What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

what do you call obama a dumbass

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Shea's sty....

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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