ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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Dwight Howard

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Nah

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

your face is kinda funny

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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