Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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