- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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