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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

404 Error: Joke not found

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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