- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

What would u like to drink?

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Lindsay Lohan

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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