Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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