- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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