- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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