- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

YEAH THEY DO!

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

You're tall.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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