- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

This is my favorite antijoke.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

feminists.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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