- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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