- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Are you gay? No. Ok.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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