- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

haha black people :D

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

Haha, I get it..

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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