- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Poop

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Hi

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

jd and zach loves vigina

wael.. nuff said

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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