Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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