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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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