Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Bob Saget that is all

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Your Mother

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Anti Joke

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