- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

You know what's funny? Rape

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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