- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Justin Bieber

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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