- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Faithful men.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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