- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Chick Norris... Enough said

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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