How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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The Qur'an

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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are u black unlucky

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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i hate black people

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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