What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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