A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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woman's rights

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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The FCC

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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