- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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