Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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