Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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womans rights...

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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