- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Pianos.

Once upon a time

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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