Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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