Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Steve Jobs is alive.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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