- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

A muslim paints Mohammed

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

I have an erection My mom!

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

human centipede

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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