- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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