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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

whats polish and black a polish black person

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

knock knock? come in

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