- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Yo Momma is not fat.

A sober Irish individual.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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