- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

A young baby died.

Joesph Triphook.

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

A paralysed man falls over.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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