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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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