- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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