how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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Anti Joke

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