Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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