- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

A baby seal walks into a club.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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