Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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