- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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