Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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Listen, I cannot as much as I would like, to take the full responsibility for every decision my former followers might decide to make of their own, we are no religion nor do we follow any kind of doctrines, we encourage freedom but also respect for our fellow human beings, all of them regardless of race or affiliation. But you let me know whoever has as much as looked at you the wrong way, and I will make sure they no longer find themselves welcome within my order, nor anywhere else if their actions merit the firm hands of justice.

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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i am and me is i

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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