- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the snake say to the rat?

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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