- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Women's Rights

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

the power to turn magnetism into light

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

-knock knock! -doors open

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

Fat people

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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