- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

A blind man watches TV

Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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