- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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