- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

j.p. is dumb

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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