- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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