like this if you think what ever you want to..

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

a chinese man pays the full price

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

Penis chickens

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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