You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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adam hodgson !

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