How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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more like nig!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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A gay man watches football.

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Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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