- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

A mormon walks into a bar.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

What's 9 + 10 19

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

What if I told you.....potatoe

the redsox

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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