- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

BOTTOM!!!

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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