One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Anti Joke

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