What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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