- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

im gay

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

An Aisian failed a test

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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