Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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Y u do dis?

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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