- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Patriarchy.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Hi

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Sex vagina. lol.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Penis

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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