- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

wael.. nuff said

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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