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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Badabing.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

What did the car do? CRASH!

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

OOOOPPS /

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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