What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Terry has ebola

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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