What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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