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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Women's rights.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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