Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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