- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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