- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

why was the old man on the ground he fell

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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