Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

You should read the Terms of Service.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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