- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

1+2 = 6

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Safe sex MR

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

snooki

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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