- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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