Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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