Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Woman rights.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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