- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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