i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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diarrhea.

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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