- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

I'd like to make a withdraw

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Poker face

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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