- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

black people

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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