Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

What do you call your mom? Mom

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Your dads dead. lol

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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