Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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