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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Bob Saget

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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