Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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knock knock come in!

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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Dwight Howard

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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