Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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