- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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