- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Fox News

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Yo mama so fat.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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