A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

A train poops its pants.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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