- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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