- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Republicans

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

boobs.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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