What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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