- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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