Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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I love alchohol!

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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Anti Joke

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