"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

A midget walked under a bar.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

National security?

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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