- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

well use a tissue!

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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