why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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