An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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