What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Who invented apple? God

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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